Anyone's fault but mine|
Customer: "Listen, I've received a huge bill this month for overseas calls, and the lady I spoke with in customer service said they were coming from my computer. What's the story?"
Operator: "Sounds like there's been an automatic dialer installed there. Normally those are downloaded when you click a link on an adult entertainment site --"
Customer: "If you're saying I've been looking at porn, you're dead wrong."
Operator: "That's the explanation I'm familiar with, but it's possible there's another."
Customer: "What is it, then?"
Operator: "I couldn't say."
Customer: "Never mind that, I didn't make these calls. Are you going to refund my money?"
Operator: "If the calls were made by your computer, we --"
Customer: "I told you, I haven't been to any porn sites!"
Operator: "Mr [Customer], are you saying that if we go through your history of page requests during the investigation we would make before giving a refund, we won't find any adult sites?"
Operator: "Mr [Customer]...?"
Customer: "It's a free country! I should be able to do what I like!"